the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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