His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
