I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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