I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
