I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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