You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
farters have to be the big spoon...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize
