Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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