no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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