So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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