i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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