Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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