Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize