i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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