Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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