I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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