It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We don't watch enough power rangers
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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