u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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