Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Enjoy the penises
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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