At least make sure they are 18
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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