Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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