Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
