R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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