I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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