I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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