I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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