google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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