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  I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.

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• (925): View more from California

  If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.

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• (661): View more from California

  She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover

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• (801): View more from Utah

  NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.

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