It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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