U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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