Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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