he has the hands of the vagina gods.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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