I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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