where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
please don't ironically join a cult
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