how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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