so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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