Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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