I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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