You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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