Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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