I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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