Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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