It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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