Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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