did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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