i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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