Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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