My sheets look like a crime scene.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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