was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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