Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
North Korea, Best Korea!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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