You work out of a Hotel?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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