So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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