is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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