Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
