There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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