you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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