I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
